*Spoilers ahead!* If you do not want to know the end of the series stop reading. Also, if foul mouthed fan boys offend you, go ahead and click that back button.
So, who is ready for a profanity laced rant about The Death of Wolverine conclusion? Well strap in, it’s about to get pretty bumpy! First, I will give you, in my own words, the plot of the fourth and final installment of the series.
Our ol’ buddy Logan has tracked down the man responsible for putting a hit out on him. He attacks an armed base in Paradise Valley, Nevada. After slicing his way through a total of SIX armed guards, he finds his prey. Cornelius, the man who grafted adamantium to his bones during the Weapon X program. Cornelius is happy to see Logan, as he wants his healing factor to give to a new breed of super soldiers. Logan cuts his own hand and shows him that his healing factor is gone. Disappointed, Cornelius summons some unknown ass hat to kill Wolverine. That’s right Wolverine’s last fight is with some faceless newbie. What the fuck Marvel? This “super” soldier causes some damage to Logan, but ends up getting his head crushed in. Cornelius panics, and triggers the system to add adamantium to his new test subjects. Logan then rips open a vat of molten adamantium, covering himself in the process. He helps the test subjects by injecting them with a weak healing syrum. Cornelius has run to a helicopter outside with Wolverine not far behind. Before he kills Cornelius he flashes through his life. Which takes only SIX FUCKING PANELS! This man has been alive for over a hundred years, and he can only get SIX FUCKING PANELS to reflect on! He then falls into a kneeling position and dies. The End! No, I’m not joking. Roll credits, this bitch is done.
Where do I start? How about that I waited MONTHS for this shit! I even bought the first issue of the Logan Legacy to continue the story. I haven’t cracked the fucker in protest. This was just bad story telling. I mean of all the people that could have ended Wolverine, he does himself in?! Then you make him fight some dude with no backstory for his last fight! This is horseshit! *heavy breathing* Ok, let’s all calm down. It wasn’t a total loss. The artwork throughout was amazing. All the covers are worth hanging on a wall. Screw calming down, I’m still pissed! What’s really shitty is that it was all for nothing! If those other “unknown” ass clown super soldiers would have been pumped with adamantium, they would have posed no threat to anyone. The didn’t get the healing factor remember! They would have died anyway! But Blake, Logan just wanted to save their lives. Screw that he saved three dudes, three! We don’t know who these people are! They could be serial killers! I mean, who signs up for this shit? People like Logan, psychopaths!
So there you have it. Logan fought some dude named Sharp, and then killed himself. The End. At this point I would be happy if Batman showed up and killed him. At least that would be interesting. I gotta go. I can’t even talk about this anymore. Now I have to get ready for November to see Superior Ironman ruin the rest of my heroes.